Dear God



Below is a cute email I received from Liza... Will surely amuse you...



A nun asked her class to write notes to God. Here are some of the notes the children handed in:



Dear God, instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You keep the ones You have?



Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other so much if they had their own rooms. That's what my Mom did for me and my brother.



Dear God, if you watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.



Dear God, I bet it's very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I'm having a hard time loving all of them.



Dear God, in school they told us what You do. Who does it when You're on vacation?



Dear God, are You really invisible or is it just a trick?



Dear God, did You mean for the giraffed to look like that or was it an accident?



Dear God, who draws the lines around the countries?



Dear God, thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.



Dear God, please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You could look it up.



Dear God, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.



Dear God, You don't have to worry about me, I always look both ways.



Dear God, I think about You sometimes, even when I'm not praying.



Dear God, of all the people who worked for You, I like Noah and David the best.



Dear God, my brother told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?



Dear God, I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.



Dear God, we read that Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school, they say You did it. So, I bet he stole Your idea.





@--->--- Linnor