Zia vs. Jake

MAIN CHARACTERS: Jake (my 3y2m-old son), Zia (my 2y8m-old niece, my sis May's daughter)

SCENE 1;
(Jake is showing off his PS1 skills to cousin Zia as he held on to the controller while playing Crash Team Racing or CTR)
ZIA: (Slowly tries to get the controller that Jake was holding)
JAKE: Zia nooo!
ZIA: (Continues to hold on to the controller and attempts to get it)
JAKE: I said NO! Argh!!!
ZIA: Aahh!!!
(May and I rush to stop the two from fighting)


SCENE 2:
(Zia tries to plug the controller into one of the slots of the PS1)
ME: Zia... (I try to distract her from plugging)
ZIA: (Plugs, then unplugs, then plugs the controller to the slot)
ME: (To Zia's mom) May, baka masira yung PS1 or baka makuryente si Zia (May, she might wreck the PS1 or she might get grounded)
MAY: Zia... Zia!...ZIA!!!
ZIA: (Unplugs the controller and walks to Jake) Jake, o, saksak mo.... ("Jake, you plug it")

SCENE 3:
MAY: Ate Tata, pahiram naman ng extra slippers si Zia (Sis, can you lend Zia a pair of extra slippers?)
ME: Walang extra si Jake. Gamitin na lang ni Zia yung blue slippers, Jake will use the Crocs. ("Jake has no extra pair. Zia can use Jake's blue slippers")
ZIA: (Wears the blue slippers)
JAKE: Hey, that's mine! (excuse the wrong grammar)
(A scuffle ensues. I run to Jake while May runs to Zia.)
ME: Jake... Jake... be a good boy. Let Zia borrow.
JAKE: (In a loud tone) Zia, borrow only HA!

SCENE 4:
JAKE: (Inside the boys' room with 10yo Kyle)
ZIA: (Gets out of the masters' bedroom and wears Jake's blue slippers)
JAKE: Zia nooo! That's Jacob (excuse the grammar)
ZIA: (Runs back to the masters' bedroom)
JAKE: (Runs after Zia) ZIA!!!
ZIA: (Continues running and bangs the door)
KABLAG!
JAKE: WAAAHHH!!! (screams loud and lets out a shrill cry)
ME: OH-MY-GOD!!! (It takes me a few seconds to run from the ground to the 2nd floor. I panic as I see Jake's face all red and his pinky finger swollen. I yell at Kyle to get some ice cubes. Kyle returns quickly. I press the ice cubes on Jake's small hand and pinky finger.)
(Zia slowly peeks inside the room...)
ZIA: Jake?... Ipit ka? (Jake, you hurt your finger?)

SCENE 5:
ME: (I continue to apply the ice cubes wrapped in soft cellophane on Jake's pinky finger)
JAKE: Wahhh!
ME: Awww.... these ice cubes will help take away the pain...(I try to breathe in and breathe out to calm myself)
JAKE: Waah! Ma, Jacob go. I want to "hapak" Zia. (Ma, Jacob go. I want to hit Zia)

ME: (To self) Haaay..... ang kukuliiittt!!!

JAKE: Waah!!!
ZIA: WAAAH!!! (May apparently scolds and punishes her daughter.)

MAMARAZZI:(Our mom, looks on and is amused by it all) Haay... Ang sarap maging Lola. Kayo naman ngayon. Panonoorin ko na lang kayo maging-Mama. ("I'm glad I'm now a grandma. It's your turn now. I'll just sit here and watch you become Moms.)